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I do not mean to boast but I used to make quite a living on the professional Bingo Circuit

by Frank Dodge | Sep 14, 2007 | The Dodge Report

What happened was Joe Pye and his wife Trudy came to the bingo tent at sundays town fair and they had their own glass bingo chips like they always do and they sat down like they were the king and queen of Bingoland which they are most definitely not.Neither of the two...

Jake is mad at me again b/c i impuned his invention

by Frank Dodge | Sep 15, 2007 | The Dodge Report

What happened is he invented the opposite of a heat gun, which is a thing that looks a little like a gun and you use it when you want a lot of hot air, like a hair dryer only hotter. His invention is a cold gun which looks just like a heat gun but it blows really cold...

I am on top of the world b/c i just made a sandwich i bet nobody else has ever made before

by Frank Dodge | Sep 18, 2007 | The Dodge Report

I started w/ a regular piece of bread and put some ketchup on it and a piece of cheddar cheese. Then i put some pickerel on it and some relish and mustard. That is pretty much the way i always make my pickerel sandwiches and i am pretty sure a lot of people have had...

I do not think it is right that MTV is sponsoring brittany spear's upcoming suicide attempt

by Frank Dodge | Sep 21, 2007 | The Dodge Report

Even w/ her marital problems and duties as both a mom and a drunk you cannot say brittainy spears does not keep her eye on the moneyball. It sez here in the business section of the paper that she has signed a lucrative deal w/ MTV to sponsor her upcoming suicide...

I think it is great that massachusetts supports gamboling

by Frank Dodge | Sep 22, 2007 | The Dodge Report

I have been a compulsive gamboler for most of my life and altho i am not as spry as i once was i still enjoy chasing butterflys in the morning and jumping in a big pile of leaves in the afternoon and sometimes at nite when i go outside to pee i will look at all the...
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