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I tried the new XXXmas Colision Flavor Doritoes and they did not taste good at all.

by Frank Dodge | Dec 14, 2007 | The Dodge Report

I do not know how they managed to get candy cane flavor on a corn chip but that is not a flavor that belongs on a corn chip.Who ever is running the Dorito factory is out of control and really needs to be stopped. It is like the dorito factory has got taken over by...

Cpt Slow takes forever to take his turn at Scrabble

by Frank Dodge | Dec 18, 2007 | The Dodge Report

I have watched a little TV and looked up some words in the dictionary that i was not sure how to spell. i have went over to jakes and borrowed some birdseed for the feeders and i have borrowed back my boots b/c it is going to snow. I have made and ate a pickerel...

I and jake have finished digging that under ground tunnel what goes btw our two places and we finished just in time too b/c we sure have got a lot of snow.

by Frank Dodge | Dec 19, 2007 | The Dodge Report

I have got to hand it to us. It is an impressive feet of engineering to have dug this tunnel. We have been working on it for a while now and i think it is going to make things a lot more convenient. It cld be more convenient but Dody did not want the one end of the...

I am mad at jake b/c he will not share his corn nuts w/ me

by Frank Dodge | Dec 20, 2007 | The Dodge Report

He does not know that i know he has got more than enough so i do not understand why he has got to be so greedy abt them. He knows i like them. It is not fair. If i found three boxes of corn nuts on a truck outside a convenience store i wld share them w/ him. I thot...

I am not mad at jake anymore b/c of him not sharing his corn nuts w/ me

by Frank Dodge | Dec 21, 2007 | The Dodge Report

I think i have figured out why he is not sharing them. he has been saving them to give me for a gift at xmas. He is a true friend that jake. Now I and him have a plan we need to execute. It is secret so i will have to tell you abt it later.
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