My beefalo has steeroids
Steeroids are a terrible thing. It is sad how it keeps resting its behind in the snow and bellowing. It is also very loud. You have never seen a beefalo in such agony, I will tell you what. The poor thing. There is not much we can do for it neither. We have tried...I think my beefalo is spontaneous combusting b/c every time he farts it smells like cheeseburgers
It is the only thing that makes sense. It smells like cheese burgers all over the place. Every one always thinks that spontaneous combustion happens all at once like an explosion but i do not think it always does happen that way. I think it is like a long slow burn...Good news!!! Those Queen and Elton John cassette tapes were just the ticket to make my beefalo feel better.
I wld just like to say thank you to who ever left the box of ribbon candy and the Queen and Elton john cassette tapes on the front seat of my truck. As soon as i put those cassette tapes on my beefalo seemed to perk right up. I think he was just lonely is what the...I went to that new German doctor in town for a check up and he says i am filled w/ poisonous dachshunds
What happened was I had a coupon for that new doctor so I went in for a routine check up, and he said I have dachshunds in my liver and dachshunds in my intestines and dachshunds in my blood and dachshunds in my lungs. Basically he said I am full of poisonous...E-Edition
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