Cpt Slow says Drunken Donuts is a big success.
It took him abt a half hour to say it but last nite Cpt Slow told me he is real glad we had that G8 Economy Summit to figure out how we cld all make some money up here to whether the downturn in the economy b/c Drunken Donuts is going real good & he is glad we...Dody wants to know how I am paying for all the donuts & screech down at Drunken Donuts.
I told her I do not have to pay & she said "who says you do not have to pay, Frank?" & I said "I guess it is me who says I do not have to pay" & she said "why do you say that Frank?" & I said "Because it was me...Since the first act of the Obama administration is to make me pay my tab at Drunken Donuts, I wld like to take back all 6 of my votes.
It is all b/c of that Obama fellow & his cult of responsibility. What happend is I went down to Drunken Donuts b/c dody said I needed to make sure all the donuts what I been eating etc are in fact free, which they ARE, & I even told her that. But do you know...I found a plow but it does not matter b/c Drunken Donuts is no longer in business!
What happend was, there is actually a place called DUNKEN Donuts! And yesterday they showed up w/ briefcases & cease and desist orders & put Oola & Cpt Slow out of business & they also made them turn over all thier profits or else they said they...E-Edition
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