Dody's dilemma: turducken or hamoonisen

Some of you already know that every year dody cooks something for the grange xmas supper. last year she made a turducken, which is a turkey stuffed with a duck that is stuffed with a chicken. it went over pretty good at the grange, although like me, everyone thot at...

Been real busy with my caulk lately

I got a bunch of cracks in the house where the wind blows thru, and nothing fills up a crack like caulk. I figgered a 14 inch tube of white caulk wld do the job. i asked jake if he had 14 inches of white caulk, and he said he did but only the one tube and he needed it...

There are bats in my underpants drawer

I thot i got rid of them but evidently not. i went to change my underpants and reached in there and heard something scratching and squeaking and sure enough, it was those same bats from the summer. i do not blame them for liking it in my underpants drawer because it...

That kid in Indiana sure can drive fast

You might of seen this in the news:Sez here some teenager in Indiana got arrested for driving 140 mph. Sez he was in a hurry to get home before his curfew. Well, fair enough. So long as he has got a good reason.Now, the obvious bad news for the teenager is that he got...