Honky Tonka Truck was playing last night at Sportsmens Lounge but Captain Slow did not want to go
Honky Tonka Truck is I and Dodys favorite music group and they played last night at Sportsmens Lounge so I and Dody and Jake piled into the truck and went down town for the 2nd day in a row. On the way we stopped by to see if Captain Slow wanted to come w/ but he is...That gopher in pennsylvania dint see his shadow
What with global warming, i spose that means it will be summer in 6 weeks.not that anyone cares but jake, but he says that big carp he likes to watch down by the river dint see his shadow neither. i dont know how he can tell such a thing as that, but he says what he...We set out to surprise captain slow but he sure surprised us instead!
I and Jake made the following plan to bring cpt slow back to his senses, since he has been being even slower than usual, if you can believe that, and we have been worried abt him, if you can believe that too. He has just been holed up in his iceshack on Card Pond, and...Results of yesterdays flagpole licking contest
It was a good contest and we had eight tongues on the pole, up from six last year. Jake had pole postion and was the heavy favorite but that is only b/c he is fat. Anyways, jake won, setting a new record in the process. We are going to call up the folks at the guinnes...E-Edition
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