by James Heflin | Jul 6, 2010 | Ten Gallon Liberal
These computational contraptions we stare into by the hour seem remarkable in that they are customizable tools that can do anything you dream up within certain parameters. One of the most interesting things yet dreamed up for perusing and using on the Internet is...
by James Heflin | Jul 7, 2010 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Ah, nationalism! Pass me a heap of the greatest jello the world has ever seen, oh ye huddled masses in your amber waves of grain. Forget counter-insurgency–one cold and jiggly slurp of Aunt Ethel’s ambrosia salad and the Taliban would come whimpering into...
by James Heflin | Jul 12, 2010 | Ten Gallon Liberal
One of the biggest poisoners of Merkin politics is Some. Some are always getting in the way of the rest of us. And now Some are saying that jello, the Ramones and double-can hats are somehow anti-Merkin, just because leftward fellow travellers enjoy them together on a...
by James Heflin | Jul 15, 2010 | Ten Gallon Liberal
From the “Nobody could have predicted” department: The gap between the wealthiest Americans and middle- and working-class Americans has more than tripled in the past three decades, according to a June 25 report by the Center on Budget and Policy...
by James Heflin | Jul 19, 2010 | Ten Gallon Liberal
The worst comic of all time has finally been discovered. Witness the scintillating action as the ISG consults with the NCO and the SJA to explain the ramifications of the word “reliable” in assessing those who’ve witnessed homosexual conduct! Thrill...