by James Heflin | Nov 16, 2011 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Call them cheese-eating surrender monkeys if you must be a total tranche de merde–I love the French. (I also love cheese.) Long ago, I spent a couple of summers working in a massive trench full of Frenchmen, digging up Bronze Age house foundations. It may be...
by James Heflin | Nov 30, 2011 | Ten Gallon Liberal
What to make of a lone black umbrella in sun-drenched Dallas?
by James Heflin | Nov 22, 2011 | Ten Gallon Liberal
The best spam I have ever received. How did they know?: Hello, You may have noticed that cremation is on the rise. Our modular indoor columbarium allows you to meet the cremation needs of your membership while earning additional revenue for your church. Our system is...
by James Heflin | Dec 14, 2011 | Ten Gallon Liberal
I’ve been told by reliable sources that I’m not a geek, that I merely possess some geek lineage. Don’t know if it’s precisely the case, but I have only ever played Dungeons and Dragons for approximately 30 cumulative minutes. On the other hand,...
by James Heflin | Dec 20, 2011 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Today my mailbox held a plastic bag emblazoned “under investigation” or somesuch. Inside was an envelope that should have contained a contributor’s copy of a literary journal that had the temerity to publish a poem of mine. Somebody, apparently...
