by James Heflin | Oct 9, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Deep thought: McCain has dots for eyebrows.Deeper thought: What was "that one" about? McCain seemed nigh unto unhinged in that moment. What is the antecedent of "one" here? I can’t put a finger on it, but that seemed untoward at best.Deepest...
by James Heflin | Sep 29, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Ever met anyone with Ivy League-itis, that malady that leads those who’ve gone to certain institutions of higher learning to see anyone who didn’t share their collegiate advantage as a sort of bluish blur? Not to generalize overmuch, but in my experience,...
by James Heflin | Oct 13, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Deep thought: George Bush has won his game of hide-and-seek. Nobody knows where he has gone. This will shortly end when somebody hears his chortle in a nearby broom closet. Deeper thought: Maybe he’s hiding to listen to innocent Americans having phone sex? This...
by James Heflin | Sep 29, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
I grew up in the Southern Baptist church. My dad was a minister, in fact. (He still is ordained, but his main gig is seminary prof.) So when I see video of Sarah Palin being blessed by an Assembly of God minister so that she’ll be successful in politics and be...
by James Heflin | Oct 16, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
I want a McCain action figure that does this:
