Pick a Savior, any Savior

It can be so hard to choose between cults. So I was quite pleased to find this handy guide to dime-novel saviors. There is a bit of a theme here–mostly, to be a modern Jesus pretender, you have to combine middle age, being male, giving at least strong...

Really really secret ballots

Ah… a little sunlight: if you've followed the deeply problematic results of touch-screen voting since 2002, you probably know that Senator Saxby Chambliss (R-Georgia) won a remarkable upset victory in 2002 over Max Cleland. Chambliss was behind in every...

A Turkey Round-up

What's there to say, really: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut?And in other news: last night I was subjected to part of Dancing With the Stars. I can now confidently report what I'm sure many people already knew–wow, does Miley Cyrus blow. She's got...

Long live yeast!

Turns out something weird about yeast is also true for humans. There's quite a mechanism at work inside both of us–genes called "sirtuins" handle turning other genes off and on, so that, for instance, the heart genes in a stomach cell stay turned...