by James Heflin | Dec 4, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Not even Brad Pitt can make a justache cool: And in other news–mad scientists, rejoice! (I hope to retire as a mad scientist, for what it's worth.) Turns out virtual bodyswapping works! Gin up the machine with the big spark and phone the morgue, Igor....
by James Heflin | Dec 8, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Do you ever have one of those days where you just want to lie shipwrecked and comatose, drinking fresh mango juice?This is one of those days.When I have one of those days, I always go here, at least since about 1989:In other, BREAKING news:Barack Hussein Obama, almost...
by James Heflin | Dec 9, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
In light of today's lack of interest by the Supreme Court in the "Obama's a Kenyan-Brit-Indonesian-Muslim-Communist-Socialist-scary-not-white guy" faction's endless string of wingnuttery, I'd like to take this opportunity to start the work...
by James Heflin | Dec 10, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
The "Wonder-Working Power" crowd will swallow its study Bibles in apoplexy when it hears this:Asked whether the Bible was literally true, Bush replied: "Probably not. No, I'm not a literalist, but I think you can learn a lot from it." He also...
by James Heflin | Dec 11, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
During Bush's first term, I interviewed one of my heroes, Jim Hightower. (I was born in the same small Texas town as Hightower, which, for the sole benefit of my favorite blog barnacles, is full of… wait for it… Southern Baptist fundamentalists!) At...
