The Lies Porn Tells Us

Nobody likes a liar. This is probably why many people hate porn—though rare, truthful porn does exist. As I’ve said before in a past column (“Feminist Porn,” May 5, 2011), there is good, positive porn to be had. You just have to know how to...

How To Trim Your Hedge

Pubic hair is like wrapping paper. Originally, it was designed to keep you warm, prevent dirt from falling into your sensitive bits, and trap and share mate-attracting pheromone scents. Most important, it served as an organic neon sign, letting potential mates know...

The Age of Aquarisex

We’ve all taken showers when we intend to get more dirty than clean. Clothing is peeled off and dropped like a kinky Hansel and Gretel trail to what appears to be a steamy, sexy gingerbread house of waterborne sex. You flirtatiously stick a soapy finger out of...

The Jelly Green Giant

“Get this blondie off my jacket—we’re leaving.” My friend Alex looks at me quizzically. My eyebrows pop up schoolmarm-style as if to say, “Are you an idiot? Obey me!” If I were a schoolmarm, I’d have a yardstick so I could...