Let's Get Physical, Physical

The latest women’s fitness craze doesn’t involve a liquid diet or counting calories and isn’t endorsed by Kim Kardashian. It doesn’t come in a bottle or a portion-controlled box, but it definitely comes. Well, at least you do. The organic...

The Immaculate Female Ejaculate

I can tell you a lot about semen. An hour of research and I can tell you how to create a summery cumcoction (“I Bet Lance Armstrong Makes a Great Cocktail,” May 12, 2011) or how to increase the volume of your little soldier’s final gunshot...

College Disorientation

As I write this, Hampshire hipsters are making “awesome connections” over a mutual appreciation of analog photography, Smith girls are wavering on their sexual orientations and Amherst preppies, like a slightly grown-up cast of Gossip Girl, are always in...

Orgasmic Organics

It was over a year ago that I wrote one of the first V-Spot columns about how much K-Y personal lubricant sucked. This continues to be true, even if they did debut a commercial last month featuring a rather boring lesbian couple talking about how much they heart K-Y...

Treats for Tricks

As the great pre-rehab, pre-celesbian Lindsay Lohan once recited in my favorite guilty pleasure movie: “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” If you happened to be lucky...