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Blog Toy Box: The Season of Giving

I had an unpleasant experience with panhandling. A close relation decided to drop out from society. Her choice led to a transient life on the road, and tragically, to an early grave. I'll call her X. She got her start by panhandling in Pulaski Park and on Main...
Solar Panels–or the Chalupa?

Solar Panels–or the Chalupa?

I'm not ashamed to say it. I love Taco Bell. Given the choice between a nacho cheese chalupa and Kobe Beef filet mignon, I'll take the crunchy, gooey, suspiciously cheesy goodness of a chalupa any day.While I can't explain my borderline obsessive affinity...
Blog Toy Box: Dora the Earner

Blog Toy Box: Dora the Earner

There have been times in the past year when I was grateful to Dora the Explorer. At the adult-hostile hour of 5:30 a.m., I could, with eyes half shut, select an iTunes television episode on a laptop set up on a chair in front of the sofa and half-snooze until six,...
Blog Toy Box: Celebrating Our Matriarchs

Blog Toy Box: Celebrating Our Matriarchs

Where art thou, Mother Christmas?I only wish I knewWhy Father should get all the praiseAnd no one mentions you. I'll bet you buy the presentsAnd wrap them large and smallWhile all the time that rotten swinePretends he's done it all. So hail to Mother...
Blog Toy Box: Ideologically Thomas

Blog Toy Box: Ideologically Thomas

If you have a little boy or girl, then you probably know about Thomas the Tank Engine. No, I don't mean a character. And I don't even mean a show. And, no, I don't even mean a merchandise aisle at Target. I mean what becomes, so very easily, an entire way...
Blog Toy Box: Poor as Dirt

Blog Toy Box: Poor as Dirt

Back in the day when everybody was poor, people were less materialistic. Although a shiny new red wagon would be a great gift, some kids were lucky enough to get a potato in their stockings. We were somewhat poor in the Locavore Famiy and my mother tried to set an...
The Surf Life

The Surf Life

Finally, I am rescued.My arms are numb. My shoulders burn with pain. It feels like my stomach muscles are being ripped out of place, from one crushed rib after the other.At least the water is warm.Squinting through salt-stung eyes, I see the surfing instructor gliding...

Pooh and You

The severe and scholarly among us—those prone to cultural nostalgia—seem often to decry the current "bastardization" of the English language, and are quick to attribute a rise of phonetic spellings and abbreviations to the tech revolution and an...

Anti-bodies

War is always somehow much more real when viewing it from the middle, and often uglier and more pointless-seeming when seen as the past. While many a fruitless military engagement has graced the annals of even the greatest countries, few will go down in history as...
On Track

On Track

Ever notice how, during one weekend in late January, the Valley finds itself unusually free of middle-age hobbyists with their unshaven faces, sweat pants and obsessive interest in all things locomotive? That's because we've all gone to the Amherst Railway...
Where the Snowmakers Go

Where the Snowmakers Go

There is something about having a few beers after a day on the slopes that ties the whole experience together. Skiing or snowboarding is a social thing and getting together with a group of friends (or perhaps a bunch of people you don't know) adds to the enjoyment...
A New Climate

A New Climate

UMass-Amherst professor Raymond Bradley knows a thing or two about climate change—he's advised American, Swiss, Swedish and British governmental agencies, and worked with the Inter-Governmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), the organization which shared...
Ice Ice Baby

Ice Ice Baby

In Xtreme International Ice Racing, hailed as one of the fastest sports in the world, speedway bikes and quads eschew brakes in favor of thousands of metal tire studs. If you find your appetite for heart-stopping action rarely satisfied, look no further.Feb. 13, 7:30...
Balancing Act

Balancing Act

On the morning of August 7, 1974, Philippe Petit fulfilled a dream and an obsession. Balancing on a wire suspended between the rooftops of New York's World Trade Center towers, the French tightrope walker spent 45 minutes in a meditative trance, far above the...
Domino Theory

Domino Theory

Last February, Mike and Steve Perrucci built and then toppled a course of several thousand dominoes in the main gallery of the Brattleboro Museum and Arts Center, and the event was so successful that they are back to do it again. Domino Toppling II: Brattleboogaloo is...
Busta Move

Busta Move

Arguably the greatest comedian of the silent film era, Buster Keaton consistently inspires uproarious laughter without the often overbearing sentimentality of the perhaps better-known Charlie Chaplin. In the 1928 film The Cameraman, Keaton plays a photographer who...
Surviving Hell

Surviving Hell

Rwandan genocide survivor Immaculée Ilibagiza is an inspiration for many survivors of genocide. She tells of her own endurance in her talk, Faith, Hope and Forgiveness: The Story of a Survivor of the Rwandan Genocide at Amherst College. After losing most of her...
Well Versed

Well Versed

A winning night of poetry at Smith College features Pulitzer Prize winner Paul Muldoon (pictured) and four Massachusetts teens selected (by Muldoon) as winners of the 2009 Smith College Poetry Competition for High School Girls. Muldoon is an internationally recognized...
Editor's Pick: Best Local Radio Station

Editor's Pick: Best Local Radio Station

Call it Albany-envy, but every day, this more-or-less proud Valley resident spends a few hours in communion with our far western neighbors via WAMC, the excellent public radio station out of New York's capital city.I'm not the only far-flung fan; WAMC's...
Editor's Pick: Best Use of Public Space

Editor's Pick: Best Use of Public Space

Two panoramas of the Greenfield Energy Park are available here. Yes, there are other things to do with choice, publicly owned downtown real estate besides pimping it out to local private developers or creating free front lawns for luxury chain hotels. Established in...
Editor's Pick: Best Place for Weird Bargains

Editor's Pick: Best Place for Weird Bargains

A panoramic of the glorious Springfield Plaza can be viewed here. Springfield Plaza doesn't seem close to pretty much anything, tucked away as it is on the north side of Springfield, just below Chicopee. But this strange end of the universe bears fruits for the...
Editor's Pick: Best Local Cobbler

Editor's Pick: Best Local Cobbler

Fixit shops are so now, and it's one of the little-but-large comforts of life to have an ace shoe and handbag repairman—somebody who's got your back when the zipper breaks on the irreplaceable pocketbook or your best winter boots spring a leak. One of...
Editor's Pick: Best Local Roadway

Editor's Pick: Best Local Roadway

A panoramic view of a location along the Mohawk Trail is available here. Guidebooks repeatedly classify it as the nation's first scenic "auto route." While that may be a somewhat tarnished distinction at the end of the Age of Oil, there is no doubt about...
Spellbound

Spellbound

Sick of watching your grade-schooler have all the fun? Spell Check: A Spelling Bee for Grown-Ups is the chance to prove you're smarter than a fifth-grader. Held at the Latchis Theater, the bee is a fundraiser to help the Brattleboro Arts Initiative finance the...
A Sick System

A Sick System

In Japan, residents go to the hospital three times more often than Americans, spend more days in the hospital and use more pharmaceuticals—yet Japan spends about half as much per capita on health care as the United States. Perhaps the U.S. Secretary of Health...
War and Peace

War and Peace

Two great empires have been at war for the better part of five centuries, but have perhaps at last agreed to make peace with each other. In an epic fantasy that explores the complex relationships between the two major powers and other players in this conspiratorial...
Zip at Zoar

Zip at Zoar

Kevin McMillan, director of guided programs for Zoar Outdoor in Charlemont, gets ready to take off and comes in for a landing during a recent unveiling of Zoar's new zip line canopy tour. Months of work on the treetop zip line system is scheduled to be complete in...
Critical Mass(achusetts)

Critical Mass(achusetts)

For the 10th year in a row, countless bike enthusiasts will ditch their cars and get themselves to work, school, or play on bikes, in search of a healthy body and a peaceful mind. Breakfasts, guided trail tours, lectures, raffles, tune-ups, even rodeos—Pioneer...
Blistering Barnacles!

Blistering Barnacles!

Hello, what's that? You say there's a mystery afoot? Well, I daresay I know a fellow who might be able to help.Both beloved for its gorgeous sequential art and Boy Scouts-inspired lessons in ethics, and criticized for its often racist undertones,...
H20 Celebration

H20 Celebration

Celebrate all things H2O at the Connecticut River Valley Great Spring Water Event, which includes art, music, education and activism, all to do with the wet stuff. At 1:15 p.m., you can hear keynote speaker Daniel Esty, author of Green to Gold and director of the Yale...
Harleys for Hope

Harleys for Hope

After Jeremiah Micka lost his younger sister Stephanie to cancer on July 1, 2007, he decided to fight back against the disease and to help others avoid a similar fate. His answer: Steph's Wild Ride. This second annual family-friendly event hosts motorcycle rides,...
Juniper in June

Juniper in June

Instructors from the Juniper Summer Writing Institute will read selections from their work this week. Readers include University of Massachusetts professors, visiting professors from Iowa Writers' Workshop, Carnegie Mellon and others, winners and recipients of...
Tines and Tunes

Tines and Tunes

The Shea Theater's Second Annual Tines and Tunes Festival is a free, family-friendly event to aid the continued operation of the theater. This year's festivities feature a variety of kid-oriented entertainment, including face painting and balloon art. There is...
Trolleyfest!

Trolleyfest!

This Saturday, you can join the Shelburne Falls Trolley Museum for their annual celebration of Trolley No. 10's restoration and of the industries that the trolley line once served.The trolley, built in Springfield in 1896, traveled between the cotton mills in...
Honey Talks

Honey Talks

Dan Conlon of Warm Colors Apiary presents an evening of Honeybees and Beekeeping at the Agawam Public Library as part of the Adult Summer Reading Program. The apiarist, based in South Deerfield, discusses the history, agricultural influence and the future of the...

Ride Like an Animal

Ride Like an Animal, the second annual motorcycle benefit ride in support of the Thomas J. O'Connor Animal Control and Adoption Center, routes riders along the Quabbin Reservoir and concludes at the Holyoke Lodge of Elks for food, raffles, contests and live music...
The One-Gallon Challenge

The One-Gallon Challenge

The Greening Greenfield Energy Committee and the Greening Greenfield 10 Percent Challenge co-sponsor a unique road race. The rules are simple: contestants must drive their vehicles the 100 miles from Greenfield to Boston on the amount of energy in one gallon of...
Autumn's Intimate Pleasures

Autumn's Intimate Pleasures

Ah, autumn!Longer nights, cooler weather, kids back in school and friends home from vacation. After months of slapping at mosquitoes and sitting in front of the fan in your underwear, an evening at home can finally feel like bliss again. There's no better time of...
Keep Hope Alive

Keep Hope Alive

Autumn is traditionally a time for reflection, and reflection requires examination of what is truly valuable. One undeniable thing of value is life itself, human or otherwise. This weekend, a couple of charities ask that your reflection include some contribution to...
Favorite Friday Night Board Games

Favorite Friday Night Board Games

The following is a small selection of favorite board games we’ve played with friends over the past few years. They’re listed in no particular order. With the exception of Cathedral, all are games best enjoyed by a group. They all should take under 90...
Greenfield Games

Greenfield Games

When I first arrived at Greenfield Games, co-owner Seth Lustig was unpacking recently delivered boxes with a gleam in his eye. Some contained new pieces for a popular new game, Malifaux by Wyrd Miniatures, which he described as "really twisted. Witches, zombies,...
Come Out, Come Out

Come Out, Come Out

A call to writers and poets of all levels: The Noises We Make is an all-open mic event allowing first-timers, old-timers, free-stylers and spoken word veterans to practice, experience and present their own works of poetry or prose in a friendly, non-competitive...
Holyoke Horse Rescuers

Holyoke Horse Rescuers

Holyoke horse rescuers Joy of Jasper hold a "costume hoedown" this weekend, complete with silent auction, costume contest, DJ, buffet and cash bar. Joy of Jasper is a non-profit dedicated to "providing sanctuary to abused, abandoned, neglected or...
Imagine Big, Play Local Games

Imagine Big, Play Local Games

Pillage & Plunder: The Viking Longship GameMonadnock Region of New Hampshirechrisvnh.bizland.com/pillageplunder.htmlThough the name might suggest otherwise, Pillage & Plunder is appropriate for all ages. In the game, the looting and ravaging is over, and the...
Holiday Holes to Fill Some Bowls

Holiday Holes to Fill Some Bowls

Lucky's Piecing and Tattoo Emporium plans to give back a little holiday cheer to customers and those in need alike this season. Lucky's is sponsoring a Free Piercing Clinic for those who donate $5 to the Northampton Survival Center. The piercing (normally...
I'll Eat My Hat!

I'll Eat My Hat!

On New Year's Eve, kids can make one-of-a-kind, edible party hats out of ice cream cones, candy and other delicious treats. This year's hat theme was inspired by the work of Chandra Bocci, whose installation piece represents the Big Bang in a whole new way: a...

Eating Out

On the way to famous sex columnist, I’ve been taking a (long) detour in “slashie” land as a waitress-slash-sex writer (thanks, liberal arts degree!). Lately, between bringing customers bread and interviewing my co-workers about their favorite...

You Get What You Ask For

Skiing and snowboarding have become a big business over the years. I started skiing in 1969 and even though the sport was around long before then, I have seen great changes, many for the better and some not. There have been major improvements over the years in...
Hot Wheels for Grown-ups

Hot Wheels for Grown-ups

Over lunch a few weeks ago, a friend of mine confided that a casual relationship he'd been having had gotten serious. He was both embarrassed and thrilled. It had started out so innocently—just for kicks—and he'd never imagined the initial...

Easy A

In the shadow of the spotlight-hogging G-spot, deep in the invisible caverns of the vaginal interior, there lies a hidden gem: the A-spot. The new vaginal black, as it were, the A-spot (or “the cul-de-sac” as it’s sometimes called) is the new coital...

Top of the Moaning To Ya!

Yesterday I watched porn for breakfast. I’m not usually an a.m. porn-watcher. But when Tristan Taormino (well, her assistant) sends me a porno in the mail, I feel special, and therefore inclined to add some extra “oh’s to my morning Cheerios. Tristan...

Love at First Fist

After a Westfield reader’s fisting question was answered last week, I’m sure some of you have caught the highly contagious fisting fever. I mean, it’s fascinating, really—how do you get such a big, powerful symbol of strength into such a small...

Spring Flings

Today I went to the Bulb Show at Smith College’s greenhouse. Maybe it was the sticky humidity, the intoxicating floral scent, or the suggestive cacti towering next to the quivering folds of pink orchids, but it was the first time in quite a while that I’ve...

Dildo Takes a Vacation

When my partner and I decided to travel around South America, we couldn’t imagine four months without a strap-on harness and dildo. Nor, upon finding out that good lube was hard to come by abroad, could we possibly live without Sliquid Sassy Booty Formula....

Hippity, Humpity, Hop!

No one made putting a cute little bunny on your clitoris look better than my favorite promiscuous cougar Samantha from HBO’s series Sex and The City. This fictional femme fatale and her overacted orgasms made the original Rabbit Pearl and Rabbit Habit vibrators...

Feminist Porn

Feminist porn. To many, this sounds really oxymoronic. Yet I, a modern feminist, am constantly watching, getting off to and recommending you get off to porn. Allow me to explain. Porn can be violent, anti-feminist, degrading and exploitive. But it isn’t...