March 2008 ⋆ Page 3 of 25 ⋆ Valley Advocate

If you have ever have to unstick an owl from a bunch of fly paper you shld use WD40 b/c it really works

by Frank Dodge | Mar 17, 2008 | The Dodge Report

What happened was that Travis tacked a whole bunch of fly paper to a bird feeder to catch what he said were marauding mice but were probly squirrels, and just like I and jake told him wld happen he ended up getting a whole bunch of chickadees caught on the paper and...

That owl is still out there

by Frank Dodge | Mar 27, 2008 | The Dodge Report

I am worried that it thinks i am its mother since i saved its life. This has happend before and what you have to do is lay down the law, except i am not the best lay down the law layer. What it does is it kind of looks at me as i go abt my chores and cocks its head...

I have not wrote lately but that is b/c I lost my friend Salmo Fario and have been sad

by Frank Dodge | Mar 31, 2008 | The Dodge Report

Salmo Fario was a good fisherman who passed away a couple weeks ago. It was him what told me that a real fisherman does not know his home by roads but by water, and that is a fact. Him and me did not actually fish together much b/c I prefer using worms and mice and...

The Shape of Smears to Come

by James Heflin | Mar 4, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal

I like Barack Obama. Not because I’m convinced he’s the best statesman up to bat, but because Obama is about as far from Bush (Mr. 19% approval, an ARG poll said yesterday!) as a person can be: intellectual, capable, eloquent. It’s been far too long...