I do not like to make a big deal out of this but i used to play minor league baseball & was good friends w/ ted williams of the red sox. So what happend was he died a while back & his step son had him cryongetically frozen so some time down the road teds DNA cld be used to create a perfect baseball team. Well one thing always leads to another & nobody has paid the bill to keep him frozen so the freezer place in arizona ended up calling me to take care of the bill. Ofcourse i do not have that kind of money so i ast them to send me Teds head & i wld keep it on ice here in Jake’s new freezer.

This all happend yesterday & this morning his head showed up & we put it in jakes freezer. Between teds head & Heather Mills leg we are getting close to haveing a whole person.