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The thing is, I think Sarah Palin's uterus will be just as good a vice president as Dick Cheney's uterus.

by Frank Dodge | Oct 13, 2008 | The Dodge Report

That is why it is hard for me to decide. I am glad I will have several absentee ballots so if worst comes to worst I can vote for and against myself and cancel out my vote entirely.

I have not wrote lately b/c sheep 242 stepped on my typing finger.

by Frank Dodge | Oct 15, 2008 | The Dodge Report

What happend was I dropped a cellphone camera i had found at the library which i was trying to use to take pictures of 242 but 242 is a big fellow now & while i wld not say he charged me, he did come right at me. He use to come running right up when I called him...

The radio says a fellow named Neil Cashandcarry is in charge of rescuing banks.

by Frank Dodge | Oct 17, 2008 | The Dodge Report

You can tell a lot from a fellows name and I do not think I like the sounds of this fellow. I once knew a bank teller named Tryon Steel & you know what? That is right, he is in the pokey for doing just what his name told him to do. In a way you can not blame him...

Boston has been playing a baseball team i did not even know existed.

by Frank Dodge | Oct 21, 2008 | The Dodge Report

After the 2000 election, I thot Florida had to give back its baseball teams. I remember thinking at the time, "That is fair. If they can not hold an election, they shld not be able to hold any baseball games either." And then Jake told me that they use to be...

Been cold so I used the ben gay on the broccoli.

by Frank Dodge | Oct 31, 2008 | The Dodge Report

I am surprised i never thot of it before. We had a frost last nite but I coated all the garden plants w/ ben gay & they did just fine. It takes longer then covering them w/ a sheet but a sheet only keeps the frost off them it does not actually warm them up,...
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