I do not understand Cool Ranch Flavored Corn Nuts
Today I bot 2 gallons of chainsaw gas and since I had a salt tooth, which is different than a sweet tooth, i figgered i wld get some potato chips b/c I will tell you something: I do not like the way these gas stations put dog biscuits in little baskets on the checkout...Cpt Slows ebay fiancee from Estonia is homesick so we went to Ikea but that didnt work out so good
Cpt Slow has tried all kinds of things to keep Oola from getting homesick and lonesome but there comes a time when you have to bring out all the stops, so I and dody and jake and cpt slow and oola piled into cpt slows Subaru and all went on a fieldtrip to Ikea down in...Tugboat Diplomacy
Sez here on the radio the americans and iranians had a little sit down to talk abt what is what and who is who and when is whatever. now, the only kind of "diplomat" i am is the kind what goes to dairy queen and gets one of those DIPped ice creams w/ fake...Results of yesterdays brain scan contest
I and jake have been volunteers at the brain study some labcoat fellows in town have been doing. they hook us up to a machine and show us pictures of things like chocolate cake and naked girlies and burn victims and they see how our brains light up. it is fun and i...E-Edition
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