Does anyone want a copy of Chinese Democracy for five dollars?
Cpt Slow has a friend who has a friend who has a friend and so we have got a copy of that Chinese Democracy record by that very nervous and fighty fellow what sings in that band w/ that fellow in the big hat . Now as i have mentioned before, I and jake and dody and...I ate too much powdered dessicant and that is why i have not wrote lately.
I have been collecting dessicant for quite some number of years b/c it comes in handy sometimes when there are things you need to dry up and suck the water out of, like eels. So what happened was that a couple months ago i gave Georgie Femm’s boys some popsicles...I do not want to be accused of nudism for saying this, but I think i speak for everyone when i say that i only wish the naked people in brattleboro were prettier.
That is all i have to say abt that.So much for that Michael Vick dogfighting franchise I was going to open
Oh i know what you are thinking. You are thinking i am a monster for torturing rotweilers and what have you. Well you wld be right except that you are wrong. It is true i was planning to open a dogfiighting franchise but i had planned to fight chihuahuas which are...E-Edition
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