I did not expect to find the Virgin Mary in half of my cabbage head
I and dody have grown some splendid purple cabbages this year and last nite I cut one in half and there was the Virgin Mary as clear as day. I know that might seem hard to believe but dody saw it too. I will tell you what: it occured to me to start a church, which is...Results of yesterdays dirt-eating contest
Honestly, i do not even know why anyone wanted to have this contest b/c it is well known that i can eat more dirt than anyone and the same was true this year as it was last year and the year before that.We followed the Quebec Rules again, w/ all us each staking out a...I never thot I wld lose my bet w/ that canadian truck driver abt the relative strength of the Canadian dollar
Back in 2000 when bush got elected Big Tiny bet me $500 that the canadian dollar wld pass the american dollar once bush got his mitts on the economy. Now, that was back when the loony was worth abt 35 cents to the dollar or somesuch business and i took that bet since...Kitty Glitter
I know how i will pay Big Tiny. It took some thinking b/c i knew i had to invent something that wld make me some money and so last nite i invented kitty glitter which is kitty litter for the fancy cat. it is just regular sand and all but it has got spangles and...E-Edition
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