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I did not know Hillary Clinton played 3rd base for the Yankees

by Frank Dodge | Apr 8, 2008 | The Dodge Report

Sez her on the radio that Hillary Clinton made over a hundred million smackers in the last few years & the only other person i know of who has made that much is that fellow what plays for the Yankees, so i guess they must be the same person b/c how can there be 2...

I was right abt dollar screech nite at sportsmens lounge

by Frank Dodge | Apr 13, 2008 | The Dodge Report

It really just was not a good idea. Jake found out abt it, and it was just exactly like what i thot it wld be like. that is all i have to say abt that except that we can not go back for a month.

Those fighter jets are scaring the maple trees

by Frank Dodge | Apr 18, 2008 | The Dodge Report

It has been real warm & the snow is melting & pretty soon the daffodils & tulips what i dug up from in front of the library last fall will come up. I can not wait. Plus, I seen a bunch of robins today. But the main thing is the sap is started flowing...

Those fighter planes are ruining the sap run not to mention dodys soufles.

by Frank Dodge | Apr 21, 2008 | The Dodge Report

I do not know what they are doing flying around like they are but they come thru at abt 500 mph & they just skim the tops of the trees & they scare the trees so much we can not get any sap out of them. I know for a fact this year is a real good sap run in...

This weekend we rigged up a real big net to catch one of those fighter jets.

by Frank Dodge | Apr 24, 2008 | The Dodge Report

We finally put to good use that deep sea fishing net we found a couple years ago on that japanese tuna boat. For the record, it was all jakes idea.What we did was we built a big frame sort of like a gigantic football goal post & we hoisted it up to the very top...
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