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There was a Col. Jackson from the air force up here but dody took care of everything.

by Frank Dodge | May 2, 2008 | The Dodge Report

He came up asking questions abt the net we put up to catch one of those fighter jets & she told him she did not know what he was talking abt but if he was her wld he be happy abt having the windows shake & her soufles collapse & he said he was sorry abt...

It looks like it is going to be a good turtle season!

by Frank Dodge | May 28, 2008 | The Dodge Report

What happend was i and dody came up the hill in the truck & i spied over in this swampy stretch 6 turtles on a log. That is a lot of turtles. And then later on i & jake went to card pond & we seen 5 more! Well, you bet i went back later & put some...

The reason i have not wrote lately is b/c I burned my feet real bad.

by Frank Dodge | May 30, 2008 | The Dodge Report

What happend is I and Jake had a burn to get rid of some brush & suchlike, and so we had a lot of coals left over. Well, every one knows when you have a burn you invite people over & put some potatoes & beets etc. in the coals & cook them up. So...

If you keep balloons in the freezer they keep inflated for a real long time

by Frank Dodge | Jun 3, 2008 | The Dodge Report

I think it has something to do w/ molecules. What happend is i and jake had a contest to see how many balloons we cld fill up in one minute only jake cheated and did not blow his all the way up. Me, i was blowing mine up all the way to where they were abt to explode....

I gave my lucky flower shirt to the Salvation Army b/c hummingbirds kept attacking me.

by Frank Dodge | Jun 4, 2008 | The Dodge Report

It was a real nice shirt too w/ big red roses on it. I found it in the dressing room of a clothing store a long time ago. It was a perfect shirt to wear in the garden b/c it had flowers & vines all over it & it was like wearing camelflage. I do not think...
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