This is a one in a lifetime chance, folks! Come sit in Dick Cheneys wheelchair for valentines day! Sit on yr sweethearts lap in Dick Cheneys wheelchair!
YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN!What I mean is, please come sit in his wheelchair. It only costs a dollar. I will be out in travises field at a cardtable all day so just come out & you can sit in the wheelchair for valentines day.I cannot believe nobody wanted to sit in Dick Cheneys wheelchair for Valentines Day.
Even tho I clearly wrote in my ad that it is Dick Cheneys Love Machine, nobody wld sit in it. Not even Georgie Femm's boys & they will sit in just abt anything. I even cut my price from a dollar a minute to 50 cent a minute, or 2 min for 1 dollar. And still...So much for Dick Cheneys Wheelchair
It is gone. I went out this morning to check on it, & it was not there. Ordinarily I wld think someone stoled it but I do not think that is the case. I think it sank into the quicksand.It is just as well I guess. We cld not make any money off it anyway.So it is...Why I have gone missing is b/c I have been picking up trash on the highway.
It is part of Cpt Slows community service for running an illegal saloon called Drunken Donuts. I wld not of helped him but if he had to pick up all that trash all by himself it wld of took him forever. It takes him abt 10 minutes to pick up one paper cup off the side...E-Edition
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