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my new years resolution is for jake to stop putting my truck in that ditch he is so fond of

by Frank Dodge | Jan 19, 2007 | The Dodge Report

That is my resolution b/c I and Dodie have been w/o power since monday and we have spent the last 2 days running on that old french fry grease generator and moving all of Dodys hair dryers from room to room trying to keep the pipes above freezing. usually i can just...

Folks in congress shld dress like those NASCAR fellows

by Frank Dodge | Jan 24, 2007 | The Dodge Report

Sez here the godless democrats are pushing a pot of ethics reforms. Now, i am not the canniest fellow in the cannery, but it is not like something like ethics reforms has to be hard, especially when nobody really needs their ethics reformed except politicans. Anyways,...

I have a friend who thinks sheep #242 down the road is an exceptiaonally high quality sheep

by Frank Dodge | Jan 25, 2007 | The Dodge Report

My friend, he knows people always get the wrong idea when a man takes a shine to a sheep but its not like that. not at all. you wld know what my freiend means if you met this sheep. its like 242 isnt a sheep but is a dog or some friend come back to life. 242 is a...

That beefalo Travis gave me stepped on my big toe and now the nail is all black.

by Frank Dodge | Jan 29, 2007 | The Dodge Report

I wld go to the doctor but there is no point b/c you cant do much for a toe that has been stomped on by a beefalo. i think instead i and jake will make plans to eat that beefalo or trade him for something that can be eaten.Here is a picture of the damage what that...

The Ben Gay Showed Up and I and Jake caught some Lunker Pickerels (and lunker pikes too!)

by Frank Dodge | Jan 30, 2007 | The Dodge Report

I and jake finally got out on the ice at card pond this weekend. as i have earlier mentioned, i have been saving a bucket of dead mice for the occasion when card pond wld lock up w/ ice and what w/ the temps being 40 below zero, that occasion was this weekend. i had...
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