Happy Capitulation Day!

Our fine upstanding senators are about to take this: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported...

The Texas Turtle rides again!

I left Texas, but Texas keeps catching up to me. There’s a lot to like about the Lone Star State when you get outside the realm of politics, but among the most annoying things in Texas, one finds former Senator Phil Gramm. The Texas Turtle, as I call him. When...

Bessie done dealt it.

It’s got to be humiliating anymore to be a cow. You’re mostly harmless, you just eat grass and stand around, then some tool comes along and kills you for hamburgers. But I’ve seen little to equal this bovine humiliation: To combat global warming,...