Sex and the Springtime Star-Gazer

Many of you Valley Advocate readers turn to this back section under the pretense that you’re brushing up on your weekly horoscope. Though I enjoy reading Rob Brezsny as much as the next wandering soul, you have to admit, it’s also a good excuse to peek at...

Need a Hand?

The hand job is like blow job’s annoying cousin you have to hang out with sometimes. It doesn’t have any real fans. You won’t see many HJs in pornos whispering the phrase, “Hey, baby—how about a nice hand job for your birthday?” Why...

Strapping Young Lads!

At the sex toy store I worked at, it wasn’t uncommon for men to walk in, look around at the vibrators, harnesses and dildos and ask, “What’s in this for me and my penis? How do we get off around here?” The obvious answers are masturbation...

Straight to Lesbianland

You’re feeling a little curious. You’ve been casually asking questions, maybe doing a little Internet research. You’ve probably come across answers like “Only when I’m drunk” and “Only around my boyfriend” and a little...

Distance Makes The Hot Grow Fonder

Three short months after meeting my wife-to-be in San Francisco, I was forced, kicking and screaming, back to the East Coast where I had started, and needed to finish, my undergrad degree. Four months and 3,000 miles apart on a college student’s budget is a...