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Bizarro Briefs: Would-be burglar beaten up by 82-year-old woman

Bizarro Briefs: Would-be burglar beaten up by 82-year-old woman

by Advocate Staff | Nov 27, 2019 | Articles, Bizarro Briefs, Featured, News

Housebroken A would-be burglar encountered something he didn’t expect when he broke down the door of a Rochester, New York, home — the brute strength of the 82-year-old woman who lived there. The woman, who told a local television station she works out almost every...
Bizarro Briefs Podcast: Dung made into booze, a terrible anti-meth campaign, and a 43-year-old Twinkie

Bizarro Briefs Podcast: Dung made into booze, a terrible anti-meth campaign, and a 43-year-old Twinkie

by Advocate Staff | Nov 20, 2019 | Articles, Featured, Podcast

Valley Advocate editor Dave Eisenstadter and Hits 94.3 host Trumpy talk about the week’s weird news in a podcast version of the Valley Advocate’s Bizarro Briefs section. Hear about dung made into booze, a terrible anti-meth campaign, and a 43-year-old Twinkie. Listen...
Bizarro Briefs Podcast: Dung made into booze, a terrible anti-meth campaign, and a 43-year-old Twinkie

Bizarro Brief Podcast: Turkey attacks in New Jersey, a mac-and-cheese turkey recipe, a gender reveal gone wrong

by Advocate Staff | Nov 15, 2019 | Articles, Featured, Podcast

Valley Advocate editor Dave Eisenstadter and Hits 94.3 host Trumpy talk about the week’s weird news in a podcast version of the Valley Advocate’s Bizarro Briefs section. Hear about New Jersey turkey attacks, a mac-and-cheese dry rub turkey recipe, and a gender reveal...
Bizarro Briefs: Thanksgiving revolt

Bizarro Briefs: Thanksgiving revolt

by Advocate Staff | Nov 13, 2019 | Articles, Bizarro Briefs, Featured, News

Thanksgiving revolt Just as Americans get ready to tuck into their annual Thanksgiving meal, wild turkeys in a New Jersey town are counterattacking. Residents in the aptly named Toms River (a male turkey is called a tom) are reportedly being terrorized by the large...
Editorial: Addressing a fading news industry

Editorial: Addressing a fading news industry

by Dave Eisenstadter | Nov 6, 2019 | Articles, Between the Lines, Featured, News

Usually, we the journalists don’t like being the story. It’s much more comfortable reporting the news of events with which we’re not directly involved, but there are times it has been unavoidable. Over the past couple of years, the Advocate has been the subject of...
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