I have figured out where that smell is coming from and now dody knows abt my secret compartment
I have not mentioned this b/c it is embarrassing but dody have been sniffing around trying to figure out where this awful smell has been coming from. we had been thinking it had come from a bat that had died in my underpants drawer and i just had overlooked it for...So it turns out that i did NOT put those worms under the floorboards after all!
It was Georgie Femm’s boys what did it!What happened was that i was helping Travis fix his fence after jake drove my truck which he had borrowed w/o asking thru it, and i was telling him abt how dody was mad at me for putting the worms in my secret compartment...George Bush is a cinch to get the Nobel War Prize
Now, I am not the crackerjackingest crackerjack in the crackerjack box and i am not going to pretend to be, but I am 100% sure bill clinton is plenty miffed b/c al gore got a peace prize and he did not. That is a real thumb in the eye for him especially since jimmy...Travis is a rat b/c he squealed like a pig
This is complicated so I have to use numbers to explain. What happened is that Travis:swore he wld not tell dody abt me mixing up my dessicant collection w/ the sugar jar andswore he wld not tell dody abt me being wrong in blaming georgie femms boys for poisoning me...E-Edition
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