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I do not think I understand that new ad that Hilary is running that has that Obama fellow on the beach

by Frank Dodge | Jan 11, 2008 | The Dodge Report

I do not understand why the ad calls him Borat Hussein Obama instead of his real name which as i understand it is just plain Barak Obama. But more than that I do not understand the picture that goes w/ the ad. I think this might be the "race card" I have...

I found these pictures in a camera I found in that noisy fellows pocket in the library

by Frank Dodge | Jan 15, 2008 | The Dodge Report

I was returning that Idiots guide to medal detecting that i borrowed some time ago and i and that librarian w/ the wood leg were abt to step out side to settle whether i wld pay my fine or not b/c i do not think i shld have to pay it and he obviously does. I do not...

Dody says I can not use WD40 instead of butter anymore

by Frank Dodge | Jan 16, 2008 | The Dodge Report

If you spray WD40 in a pan absolutely nothing sticks to it. Wd40 makes one hell of a silver dollar pancake that is for sure, and you can take that to the bank. But it must have lubed up my insides b/c those silver dollar pancakes just keep sliding right out of me like...

I really shld not of made that birthday cake the way I did

by Frank Dodge | Jan 19, 2008 | The Dodge Report

It tasted good but it gave everyone the jumps b/c i substituted wd40 for butter. The reason I had did that and which i did not explain before is b/c the other night i was down town and i found abt 10 whole boxes of wd40, and they were the big cans too. And then we ran...

I do not have the heart to tell jake that that balloon what he climbed up in the oak tree to get is not a weather balloon but just a regular balloon i let go of

by Frank Dodge | Jan 23, 2008 | The Dodge Report

Once an astronaut always an astronaut, that is the thing w/ jake. This is the 2nd time he has climbed up that oak tree to get at a weather ballon what is not actually a weather balloon but just a regular balloon balloon w/ a ribbon at the end and every thing. It is a...
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