The Invested Voice

Around the foundation of my new house this fall, I discovered buried, immense, handsome flagstones near a back door, underneath layers of displaced gravel and sod that had evidently developed over a period of years. The layers of dirt had likely drifted downhill along...

My cotton ball stash is moldy!

Now i really do not know what to do. My original plan of going as that fellow what used helium baloons to go into space did not pan out b/c it really takes an awful lot more balloons that i thot it wld take. And then when i decided to go as sheep 242 and went to go...

I do not understand “fun size” candy bars

Yesterday I went to the store where i bot some candy in case we get any tricker treaters. I also got went to the hardware store where i bot some rock salt. It is important to cover your bases is what I always say. Anyway, what is this business w/ tiny tiny candy bars?...