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Monte Belmonte Wines: #winehero

Monte Belmonte Wines: #winehero

by Monte Belmonte | Feb 4, 2019 | Columns, Featured, Monte Belmonte Wines

In my last column, I gave you a brief how-to in regards to opening a bottle of wine. It’s a seemingly easy enterprise that is terrifying for far too many people. For some reason, wine and all that surrounds wine is just like that. Complicated. Confusing....
Monte Belmonte Wines: How NOT to Open Wine Like an Ah-So

Monte Belmonte Wines: How NOT to Open Wine Like an Ah-So

by Monte Belmonte | Jan 21, 2019 | Columns, Featured, Monte Belmonte Wines

“How do I use this wine opening contraption?” “What if I get cork in the wine?” “What if the cork breaks in half?” “Why didn’t I just buy the one with the screw-cap?” “Can you please open this for me?” Being the closest thing my family has to a “wine expert,” it...
Monte Belmonte Wines: Could Monte Love A New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc?

Monte Belmonte Wines: Could Monte Love A New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc?

by Monte Belmonte | Jan 8, 2019 | Articles, Columns, Monte Belmonte Wines

Liz: “We’re really a nation of innovators and I think it shows in our wine industry.” Monte: “Plus, you’ve got penguins, right?” Liz: “Right.” Monte: “New Zealand is one of the top places people looked up as to how to move there after the election of Trump. It it hard...
Monte Belmonte Wines: The Wine Nativity

Monte Belmonte Wines: The Wine Nativity

by Monte Belmonte | Dec 24, 2018 | Columns, Featured, Monte Belmonte Wines

According to the Gospel of John, Jesus’ first miracle was turning water into wine. A miracle he performed at the request of his mother. His mother who, as the story goes, was subjected to the shame and embarrassment of being Jane The Virgin-ed at the hands (or perhaps...
Monte Belmonte Wines: Happy Chardonnays 

Monte Belmonte Wines: Happy Chardonnays 

by Monte Belmonte | Dec 11, 2018 | Columns, Featured, Monte Belmonte Wines

When I started pursuing wine snobbery, I would’ve identified myself as a “red wine drinker.” Now that I have academically pursued alcoholism for the better part of a decade, one should expect some hard-core side-eye from me if you deign to say something as audacious...
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