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Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: The Love God?

Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: The Love God?

by Blaise Majkowski | Mar 12, 2019 | Articles, Blaise's Bad Movie Guide, Columns, Featured

Gather around kids, it’s Don Knotts time! Hands up if you remember everyone’s favorite nerd, starring in such classics as The Incredible Mr. Limpet and The Shakiest Gun in the West. I knew someone who counted The Ghost and Mr. Chicken among her favorite movies. But...
Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: What is Thunderbird Six???

Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: What is Thunderbird Six???

by Blaise Majkowski | Apr 12, 2018 | Articles, Blaise's Bad Movie Guide, Columns, Newsletter

Hands up! — how many readers remember HL Childs’ toy store in Northampton? I was there on closing day and came across a massive “Thunderbirds Island” playset commanding an entire shelf. As you may recall, “Thunderbirds” was a British TV show featuring marionettes and...
Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: David Hasselhoff in Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical

Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: David Hasselhoff in Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical

by Blaise Majkowski | Mar 8, 2018 | Articles, Blaise's Bad Movie Guide, Columns, Newsletter

A change of scenery is in store for this month’s column. We will leave the flickering screen of the cinema and head for the bright lights of Broadway. Yes, instead of a classically bad movie, I’m going to focus on a stage adaptation of a classic novel as captured live...
Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: “Son of The Pink Panther” falls far from the tree

Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: “Son of The Pink Panther” falls far from the tree

by Blaise Majkowski | Feb 8, 2018 | Articles, Blaise's Bad Movie Guide, Columns, Film, Newsletter, Review

It may come as a surprise to my faithful readers that I actually own a few classy movies — notably, the well-regarded “Pink Panther” series starring the great Peter Sellers as Detective Inspector Clouseau. After Sellers’ death, the producers unwisely decided to try to...
Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy

Blaise’s Bad Movie Guide: The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy

by Blaise Majkowski | Jan 8, 2018 | Articles, Blaise's Bad Movie Guide, Columns, Newsletter

It’s New Year’s Day. With no idea what to watch, I thought I’d go through one of my leaning towers of DVDs and see what I might come up with. Down at the musty bottom of one of the stacks, I found a trove of movies I’d never watched. My candidate for viewing: The...
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