Leisure

Scene Here: Let’s go tag-saling!

Scene Here: Let’s go tag-saling!

Old garden hoses and porcelain chickens … Oxidized metals and outfits for Wiccans … Doodads and knickknacks that spring cleaning brings … These are a few of my favorite things. I step across a cluttered driveway in Florence, eager to help kick off the beginning of tag...
How to Selfie

How to Selfie

There’s a right way and a wrong way to selfie, people. Selfies can either be a silly, fun way to document a moment or the epitome of narcissism. So, please, selfie posters, consider your audience and: 1. Do turn your face towards the light. 2. Do pass the camera to...
Top 10 Best-Worst  Dad Jokes

Top 10 Best-Worst Dad Jokes

Dad jokes. The phrase probably just made you groan and roll your eyes a little. The dad joke is an overly familiar pun, cliche, gag, or prank that would sort of amuse a three-year-old. But somewhere along the journey to adulthood, when kids develop a sense of irony,...
Fathers, Sons, and Their Hair

Fathers, Sons, and Their Hair

My son came into the world with hair to there. The nurses marveled at the sandy helmet framing his cheeks, running their fingers through at every chance. At the hospital nursery window, the grandparents of other newborns would coo at their offspring’s wisps of down...
The V-Spot: Feeling Rough

The V-Spot: Feeling Rough

Ladies, when it comes to bangin’ banging, if you do the crime, you gotta do the time. Though this “time” can come in many forms, such as cramping, bruises, welts, and off-cycle vaginal bleeding, rarely will you get slapped with a life sentence. Sexual pleasure, much...